Soooo my butt is DEF getting bigger thanks to #squats layin out by the pool with my boo Ali. #squats #bootay #butt #backmuscles #fitfam #fitness #demcalvesdoe #calvesfordaysssss #ass

Soooo my butt is DEF getting bigger thanks to #squats layin out by the pool with my boo Ali. #squats #bootay #butt #backmuscles #fitfam #fitness #demcalvesdoe #calvesfordaysssss #ass

Omelette with minced garlic and spinach after sleeping for 18ish hours—I needed some serious protein and sleep apparently.  #cleaneating #yummy #IMakeSomeGoodAssEggs #protein #sixeggs

Omelette with minced garlic and spinach after sleeping for 18ish hours—I needed some serious protein and sleep apparently. #cleaneating #yummy #IMakeSomeGoodAssEggs #protein #sixeggs

After a long day of work— #abouttoworkout #fitness #pinksportsbra #blonde #blueeyes

After a long day of work— #abouttoworkout #fitness #pinksportsbra #blonde #blueeyes

So I saw this lady at Sam’s Club with all kinda of weight loss supplements and at the end if her purchase was a big case of Pepsi.  Woman, you are wastin’ your money buyin those #weightlostsupplements if 1) you’re just going to keep drinking that sugar carbonated water and 2) youre not changing your diet and still eating crappy food.

So I saw this lady at Sam’s Club with all kinda of weight loss supplements and at the end if her purchase was a big case of Pepsi. Woman, you are wastin’ your money buyin those #weightlostsupplements if 1) you’re just going to keep drinking that sugar carbonated water and 2) youre not changing your diet and still eating crappy food.

Kids 😫

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Seriously though. Have you ever had one of those at work where you just deal with people who shouldn’t be born? They are just rude that you can’t possibly imagine what giant log got shoved up their ass that they had to try and shove it ups yours too?

Yeah I had one of those days today at work.

And then that got me thinking (as there are screaming babies and kids running ALLL OVER the store) that…

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07

May

Bathroom habits

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I have a theory.

Men go into the bathroom and choose stalls/urinals based on how far away they can get from any other man using the restroom.

Women don’t do that. They’ll go right next to another occupied stall because A) they are OCD and always go into the same number stall in every public restroom or B) the other stalls have some sort of gross carnage left from another woman. For the love of…

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YESSS!! That’s some serious motivation right there! #tomhardy #squats #yummy #workthatass

YESSS!! That’s some serious motivation right there! #tomhardy #squats #yummy #workthatass

Clear night sky= great running.  #nikeplus #running #sweaty #floridahumidityisalsogreatforrunning #fitness #restdayisover #FeelinGood  (at Southgate, Florida)

Clear night sky= great running. #nikeplus #running #sweaty #floridahumidityisalsogreatforrunning #fitness #restdayisover #FeelinGood (at Southgate, Florida)

Finally starting to feel better and seeing progress! #whoopwhoop #progress #eatingclean #lifting #cardio #lifeguardtan #workout #nomorelaziness #getoffyourbutt

Finally starting to feel better and seeing progress! #whoopwhoop #progress #eatingclean #lifting #cardio #lifeguardtan #workout #nomorelaziness #getoffyourbutt

Would you hire me as an advertising account manager? #AdCampaignPresentationDONE #professional #businesscasual #advertisingprofessional #businessworld #masscommunications #teamMagnificent #ReadyToTakeOnTheBusinessWorld (at University of South Florida)

Would you hire me as an advertising account manager? #AdCampaignPresentationDONE #professional #businesscasual #advertisingprofessional #businessworld #masscommunications #teamMagnificent #ReadyToTakeOnTheBusinessWorld (at University of South Florida)